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May 21, 2019 / Posted by:

The dog who is putting every tourist attraction in the world out of business!

According to Travel + Leisure, the top 5 most popular tourist attractions last year were:

5. The Eiffel Tower in Paris
4. The Louvre in Paris
3. The Statue of Liberty in NYC
2. The Vatican
1. The Colosseum in Rome

Well, all of those attractions had a good run, but they can now be bulldozed down to make way for luxury condos, because in 2019, the most visited tourist attraction will be The Sprawling Dog in Abkhazia!

Mashable posted a video of a dog causing a tourist frenzy (this is a tourist frenzy for Abkhazia, okay?) by doing the “Look At Me, I’m An Attention Whore” pose in the middle of some park type place that is about to be renamed The Sprawling Dog Plaza. A throng of tourists (this is a “throng” for Abkhazia, okay?) all clamored (this is clamoring in Abkhazia, okay?) to get a picture of this important and elegant monument.

It goes without saying, but this dog lays down naked with their legs spread open in public, and becomes the biggest tourist attraction in the world. But when I lay down naked with my legs spread open in public, I get burn marks on my nalgas and fried pubes after the cops tase me before dragging me by the legs to their cop car.

Pic: YouTube

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