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May 15, 2019 / Posted by:

After some time away, Selena Gomez is once again making the red carpet rounds. Most recently, she’s in Cannes to promote her new film The Dead Don’t Die, and she’s really been bringing it in the fashion department. Nothing says “making up for lost time” like showing up to your film’s premiere channeling the fashion and energy of a scheming husband-stealer from an unreleased sequel to The First Wives ClubLainey Gossip

Amber Heard and Julianne Moore are also at Cannes (for the film Les Mis̩rables). Amber worked a belt that looks like a waist trainer. But Julianne saved the day by showing up in a cape that looks like it was tailored from the bed skirt belonging to a 1980s gigolo РJust Jared

Ezra Miller’s musical side-project, Sons of an Illustrious Father, released a high-art cover of “Don’t Cha” by The Pussycat Dolls, which is saying something, considering the video for the original song is pretty high art as it is – Towleroad

Kylie Jenner has a new skincare line, and the internet is roasting her for including a not-great-for-your-skin walnut scrub. I think I figured out how Kylie made a billion dollars: her costs are so low because she’s reusing garbage like walnut shells! – Pajiba

For the six people left on Earth who haven’t yet seen Chelsea Handler’s boobs, here you go – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Mandy Moore showed up to an event dressed as what I assume is the most successful real estate agent in the Blade Runner universe – Popoholic

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is cosplaying what you’d get if Lady from Lady & the Tramp ditched Tramp and became a TDOT (that dog over there) on Instagram – Hollywood Tuna

A man saved a sloth from the middle of the road, and the sloth said thank you by waving. Or did he? That sloth might have been trying to hitch a ride to Red Lobster, and that’s just the way a sloth slowly shakes his fist in anger – SOW

Jesse Williams’ ex Aryn Drake-Lee spoke about their messy divorce, and she said it felt like she was “falling.” Luckily she has a giant pile of Grey’s Anatomy money to land on – Celebitchy


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