Night Crumbs

Fox has released the first trailer for the 90210 revival/reboot/mockumentary thing. Everyone appears to be back (except, tragically, for Luke Perry), and they all appear to live really expensive, fancy lives. The trailer also features the cast hearing the opening bars to the theme in various random ways in their respective fancy homes. You know it’s a fictional show, because Tori Spelling’s scene didn’t feature her hearing the theme while ripping open a PAST DUE notice from AmEx – Lainey Gossip

Clownado is a real movie that exists, and much like the title suggests, it appears to be about a tornado packed with clowns. That’s terrifying! As clown cars have proven, there’s always way more inside than you think there is – Pajiba

Tiffany Haddish made an appearance on Gay of Thrones, and I still have no idea what’s going on with Game of Thrones, but I did learn about the subtle difference between a men’s and women’s ho bath – Towleroad

I don’t know if Barbara Palvin specifically chose a Victoria’s Secret-meets-the 1994 film In The Army Now ensemble, but here we are – Drunken Stepfather

It looks like Penny Pingleton from Hairspray snuck an iPhone past her uptight mom – Popoholic

For some reason, Josie Canseco is doing squats on the sidewalk in the middle of the afternoon, which is much different from where and when my lazy self does them, which is: nowhere and never – Hollywood Tuna

Alicia Silverstone has admitted she never uses paper towels. Well of course not – there’s not much chance of spillage when you’re spitting directly into people’s mouths – Celebitchy

Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse got together for his birthday, and I can’t tell if he treated himself to a new janky hipster haircut, because he’s wearing a hat – Just Jared

Tim Conway of The Carol Burnett Show has passed away at the age of 85 – SOW

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