Open Post: Hosted By Shawn Mendes In Calvin Klein Chonies, Again
My thoughts and prayers are with the iPhone screens of Canadian twink lovers, because they’re definitely getting hit with throbbing tongue and loads of saliva thanks to these pictures of Shawn Mendes throwing, “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. SeanCody,” looks at the camera for Calvin Klein.
I guess Shawn’s nipples sold lots of CK panties the last time he did a campaign for them in February, because he’s back again. Yesterday, 20-year-old Shawn made the poons, peens, and pooters of his fans blow off of their bodies when he posted pictures from his latest campaign with Calvin Klein Underwear. So far, Shawn’s Instagram post has brought in nearly 6 million likes. I don’t even want to know how many of those likes are covered with stickiness.
Shawn stripped down to his Calvins for CK’s iConicKally (insert groan here) campaign, which also stars Chika Oranika, Billie Eilish, and future star of He-Boy Noah Centineo. Shawn did one video where he “speaks his truth” in his Calvins and no, the video isn’t just him screaming about how he doesn’t like dick for the millionth time. And in this video, a half-naked Shawn hangs out in a white box. I can hear his thirsty white fans screaming, “I wish he was in this white box!”
Never mind that Calvin Klein totally gave Shawn Mendes nipple hair extensions, I am happy for The 1975’s Matty Healy who will probably get another pair of Shawn’s CK underwear out of this campaign. Soon, he’ll send enough of Shawn’s twink musk-scented CK underwear to buy a summer house!
Pic: Mario Sorrenti/Calvin Klein