Night Crumbs

May 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Meghan McCain’s delicate dew drop of a husband got pissed at Seth Meyers because of a debate he had with her on his show and called him a cuck who regularly gargled Lorne Michaels’ balls. Well, Seth Meyers is obviously gargling the right balls and is a better ball gargler than me, because I’ve got gargled many a ball and it hasn’t gotten me a damn late-night talk show! Trip the free clinic, yeah, but that’s about it. – Towleroad

And as Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan introduced Baby Master Archie to the world, Prince William and Duchess Kate were looking like a Republican power couple from the early-90s at an event – Lainey Gossip

As someone who may have opened up a medicine cabinet or two to snoop, I’m not looking at Sarah Silverman’s nipple because I’m too busy trying to see what products she uses – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

Did the Game of Thrones non-lighting designer also design the non-lighting for The CW’s Batwoman? – Pajiba

This is some vintage false advertising shit, because you know Joan Crawford was an eight inches or more kind of size queen – Kenneth In The (212)

Hello, I’m Olivia Wilde and I’ll be your server at The 1970s L.A. Cult Member Cafe” – Popoholic

Jessica Chastain spit on Game of Thrones for how they treated Sansa StarkCelebitchy

Christina Applegate could’ve been Elle WoodsJust Jared

The 90210 spoof, or whatever we’re calling it, is coming out in August, and to promote it, Fox released a clip of the cast and a picture starring BRENDA WALSH and those other ones – SOW

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