Night Crumbs

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

In “news you knew was coming but maybe not coming this fast,” a limited-series based on the college admissions ESCANDALO is in the works, and I say that if it goes the HBO route, then Vera Farmiga IS Felicity Huffman and Diane Lane IS Lori Loughlin. And if it goes the Lifetime route, Lori Loughlin IS Felicity Huffman and Felicity Huffman IS Lori Loughlin. Although, Lifetime might not think that they’re image is right for the network – Just Jared

Joe Jonas looks like an art gallery owner circa 1989 who is fucking his male assistant, and Sophie Turner looks like his lost-suffering wife who is too pilled up to notice – Lainey GossipĀ 

Living in that weather is a nightmare, so yes, this will be the next great horror movie of 2019 – Pajiba

Okay, but why is Lily-Rose Depp dressed like a 90s suburban dad from the waist down? – Drunken Stepfather

Emma Roberts’ nipple knobs got suffocated with lots of arm and hand in CosmoPopoholic

I disagree with Richard Madden. Gay characters should only be played by hot guys I want to see naked – Towleroad

In the Olsens‘ defense, if the Met Gala theme was Kittens and Rainbows and Sunshine, they’d wear this too – W Magazine

I would say that maybe Goopy Paltrow’s ugly baby doll nightgown is an homage to Taffy from Female Trouble, but no, trick just think she’s above it – Celebitchy


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