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May 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Fabu-fucking-loso!

The first time I ever laid eyes on Fabuloso was sometime in the 80s when my family went to Ensenada in Baja California. We went most years and my favorite thing was going to Gigante, the gigantic grocery store over there. Every gene in my body is the gay gene, so you can only imagine the rainbow fireworks and glitter tsunami that my genes busted out after seeing something that looks that gay and is called FABULOSO. If a straight person ever told me that they really, really wanted to be gay, I’d first say that I don’t blame them, and then I’d say that there’s nothing they can do, but if they want to try something, they can try butt gargling with Fabuloso. That may do it! You know that when the lights go down in the cleaning section, Mr. Clean and Fabuloso tear up the gay clubs.

Fabuloso is made in Mexico, and is sold everywhere here in the states, but is one of the IT cleaning products in Mexican households. Shit, my family isn’t even Mexican, and a lot of them consider their houses sucio dumpsters if a strong whiff of unicorn piss (aka lavender Fabuloso) doesn’t grab your nostrils as soon as you walk in.

Here’s a Fabuloso commercial from the 80s, that will not only make you fart fresh lavender blossoms, but will make your entire house sparkling clean instantly!

Because Fabuloso looks delicious, some people, of course, tried to drink it and it supposedly doesn’t taste bad. Not only that, but the journal of American Academy of Pediatrics claims it won’t kill you.

Fabuloso is a household cleaning product that is a minor gastrointestinal irritant and unlikely to cause any major morbidity or mortality. It is one of a group of questionably labeled products that might easily mislead consumers into unintentionally ingesting this product. The makers of Fabuloso have recently made minor safety adjustments to product packaging, the outcomes of which are not yet known.

The impact on the person accidentally consuming this product or a similarly relatively benign cleaning product is unclear; although poison-center personnel and physicians might recognize it as a benign ingestion, family members and the confused caller/patient might consider it to be a significant event at worst and an inconvenience at best…

So on this Cinco de Mayo (aka “Sunday” in Mexico), mix a little Fabuloso with some tequila and drink it up. An instant Fabuloso-ita that I’m sure will not only taste delicious but will also clean out your dirty ass mouth!

Pic: Colgate-Palmolive

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