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April 23, 2019 / Posted by:

The Baby Ninja Gorilla of the Netherlands!

It may have taken them almost 3 years, but the Justice4Harambe army is finally making moves, and gorillas from all over the world are preparing to make Planet of the Apes into a documentary. FINALLY! One Justice4Harambe soldier from the Netherlands was caught on camera outwitting the fuck out of an electrical fence that is meant to threaten him with electrocuting the life out of him and leaving him with a smoking gorilla b-hole.

In this video, the baby gorilla at Burgers’ Zoo realized that he could easily slip through the electrical fence and slipped through he did. Dude was like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment, minus the sexiness. Once he conquered that electrical fence, he knocked on the glass separating the enclosure from tourists and hung around a bit before going through the electrical fence again.

I’m sure the zoo is going to add more wires to that fence, but they shouldn’t bother. They may as well give in because they already lost. That baby gorilla is going outwit them again by dressing in drag to seduce a human guard into letting him in the control room so he can turn off the fence and free his kind. I’ve seen Looney Tunes.

Pic: Digg

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