Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

This HIGHLY artistic and sensual (Yes, I typed “sensual.” That’s what this video has done to me.) real estate video from Australia!

There’s been several versions, remakes, etc… of Dirty Dancing including a sequel, a TV remake, a musical, a TV series, and a reality show. But THIS is truly the only reboot of Dirty Dancing we need and deserve. In Dirty Dancing On Marble Countertops, Baby and Johnny have since moved to the Australian suburb of Padstow in New South Wales where they live in a real-life Sims house and spend their days dirty DANCE! DANCE! DANCE-ing! all over that Bond villain on a budget lair! I don’t know why they need a kitchen since the only thing you’re obviously eating is Ecstasy.

Many real estate agents do videos of properties they’re selling (and some do temperature-rising videos where they sell themselves AND HOW!), but this one has gone viral in Australia for being “breathtakingly horrific.” Oh, in Australia they must spell “orgasm inducingly sexy” differently than us Americans do.

Sam Nader, the broker who has the listing with the real estate firm LJ Hooker (who is TJ Hooker’s slutty real estate Australian second cousin, probably), put this mess together. It’s fitting that this house is in NSW, because this video is not safefor work, and not because of the content itself, but because the content will make you squirt out a geyser of panty pudding all over the place and you don’t want to do that in your cubicle. Lay down the tarp and prepare to bust  a Planters factory worth of nuts!

I apologize to your coochie or b-hole since I’m sure its stuck to the wall after flying off your body from watching that video. I also apologize to your financial situation since I’m sure you’re emptying all your bank accounts and selling everything to buy this Haus of PURE SEX! Although, do you really want to buy a house whose kitchen counter has been tainted with dirty shoes? Unless you’ve got a dirty shoe fetish…

The video was too hot for LJ Hooker, so they removed it from its social media and apologized. But Sam isn’t sorry and tells The Guardian that the whole point is to get attention:

“I just wanted to do something different in the industry, and it really, really worked,” he said. “I did one for a house in Illawong and it broke the record for the area. $3,205,000, sold before auction.

“Video gets attraction to the property, and the whole point of real estate is to get as many eyes as possible on the property. It was supposed to be funny. Whether it’s funny, it’s rude or its sexy, every video I do is different.”

Honestly, LJ Hooker doesn’t know shit, because that video is selling that property as a solidly built fortress. If the walls of that property can handle that much sexiness, it can handle anything!

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