Night Crumbs

April 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Eva Mendes says that she wasn’t at all thinking about having kids until she fell in love with Ryan Gosling. I’m taking that to mean that when Ryan first took off his shirt in front of her, her ovaries shot out of her body and clung to his crotch. I think that happens often to him – Just Jared

Dear black people, stay away from Allison Williams! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Hoda Kotb has let us know she’s forming an H army by giving her second child an H name – SOW

Cyn from Working Girl might be Emma Stone’s new stylist, and I’m into it – Popoholic

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You probably can’t over the stench of George Clooney shitting himself over The Rock coming for his celebrity tequila throne – Pajiba

Anti-gay Aaron Schock, who says he’s not gay, partied with shirtless dudes at Coachella, whose owner has given money to anti-gay causes – Towleroad

Olivia Culpo is wearing exactly what you wear to work out in Esquire MexicoDrunken Stepfather

Kim Kardashian is so privileged that she doesn’t know she’s privileged – Celebitchy

Pic: Women’s Health

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