Night Crumbs

April 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Queen Aretha Franklin was given a special Pulitzer Prize, and while the say they are honoring her for contributions to American music and culture, I’m choosing to believe that they are also honoring her for her impeccable contribution to shade, and engraved her name on a medal as soon as they took in her legendary “great gowns”  burn – Just Jared

The teaser trailer for the second season of Big Little Lies is out, and it’s still got me saying “WHY?!” to a second season, and I’m also saying that about Shailene Woodley’s 8th grader rockabilly hair – Lainey Gossip

There’s actually people out there who made the decision to use their money to go and see that Harry Styles fanfic movie. On top of that, those people bought a ticket for it specifically instead of buying a ticket for a less embarrassing movie and then sneaking into it like a normal sane person would – Pajiba

Fuck Coochella! Phoebe Price was the one really bringing talent and fashion to the desert by nearly flashing her Coochella at some hotel before taking Naomi Campbell’s title of greatest runway walker ever by stomping down the stage over a pool for a crowd of thousands (aka a couple of workers, and like ten people) – Drunken Stepfather

And you know Joe Jonas wears this during fuck times too – SOW

Does Mandy Moore have a charitable heart and agreed to wear the last place look in a preschool fashion contest? (No offense to preschool age fashion designers) – Popoholic

Oh, it’s just starving artist Emily RideAJetSki doing art stuff again. And honestly we have to call this art because we can’t call it dancing – Hollywood Tuna 

Okay, but GQ did Keanu Reeves wrong by making him look like an embalmed corpse at his own funeral – Celebitchy

Pic: Tenor 

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