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It was Beyonce’s writers who wrote, “You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation.” (Okay, okay, Beyonce’s writer AND Beyonce, because I’m sure she added “all” or something.) They didn’t know it then, but that bitch they were talking about was THIS that bitch who fucked shit up at Palma Airport in Mallorca, Spain on Sunday. Sunday is usually the lord’s day, but on this Sunday, it was that flamingo’s day.
After an EasyJet plane landed and was making its way to the gate, a flamingo messed up its plans by hitting the runway causing the plane to brake. (To the tune of Klymaxx’s The Men All Pause) The planes all pause when that flamingo walks onto the runway. Staff on the ground beeped their horns, thinking that the noise would ruffle the flamingo’s feathers and bitch would get out of the way, but not one of its feathers ruffled and it wasn’t about to be bothered. So passengers had to sit and wait until that gorgeous attention whore was done with its attention whoring.
Un flamenco recibía esta mañana a los pasajeros que llegaban al aeropuerto de Palma. Muy elegante, paseando por la plataforma…. pic.twitter.com/xmNBui2WtI
— Controladores Aéreos ?? (@controladores) April 7, 2019
UPI says that animal rescuers were called to the runway to collect that trouble maker, but the flamingo had already gone on its merry way when they arrived. That’s how you do it. Cause a scene but bust out of there before you get nabbed. And however long that flight was delayed, it was worth it, because those passengers eyes were dusted with pure pink elegance. They’re lucky that the flamingo didn’t charge them for serving them a heaping plate of graceful glamour. They got off cheap!
Pic: Twitter