Night Crumbs

April 1, 2019 / Posted by:

The trailer for Jim Jarmusch’s zombie movie is out and it’s filled to the top with a random cast including Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Chloe Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Carol Kane, Iggy Pop, Selena Gomez, Rosie Perez, RZA, Tom Waits, and Tilda Swinton as Powder’s zombie-killing Scottish samurai auntie. At first I thought this was some kind of expensive April Fools’ joke, but Tilda Swinton doesn’t joke in April or ever – Lainey Gossip

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are really original and fresh when it comes to April Fools’ jokes, and you don’t even have to read the caption in the second Instagram ultrasound pic to know it’s a joke. Like Justin Bieber could ever produce something that cute – People

I’ve heard of peacocks, but Olivia Munn is giving us peatits – Popoholic

Bella Thorne looks like a hitchhiker who just robbed a jewelry store – ┬áDrunken Stepfather

The little girl from Gifted and I, Tonya is going to be the star of the Ghostbusters reboot we don’t need – Pajiba

Now we can blame Kathie Lee Gifford for the unholy rise of the Koven – Celebitchy

George Clooney says he’s just doing what he can in response to Bill Maher calling him a hypocrite over his Beverly Hills Hotel ban – Towleroad

Okay, but is she licking a butt plug?! – Hollywood Tuna

And here’s a picture of the Jonas Brothers’ deep into their artistic process of producing a new song – SOW

Yet another human gets to call Jamie Dornan daddy – Socialite Life

Michael Phelps’ gold medal-winning sperm fish did it again – Just Jared

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