Night Crumbs
The trailer for Jim Jarmusch’s zombie movie is out and it’s filled to the top with a random cast including Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Chloe Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Carol Kane, Iggy Pop, Selena Gomez, Rosie Perez, RZA, Tom Waits, and Tilda Swinton as Powder’s zombie-killing Scottish samurai auntie. At first I thought this was some kind of expensive April Fools’ joke, but Tilda Swinton doesn’t joke in April or ever – Lainey Gossip
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are really original and fresh when it comes to April Fools’ jokes, and you don’t even have to read the caption in the second Instagram ultrasound pic to know it’s a joke. Like Justin Bieber could ever produce something that cute – People
I’ve heard of peacocks, but Olivia Munn is giving us peatits – Popoholic
Bella Thorne looks like a hitchhiker who just robbed a jewelry store – Drunken Stepfather
The little girl from Gifted and I, Tonya is going to be the star of the Ghostbusters reboot we don’t need – Pajiba
Now we can blame Kathie Lee Gifford for the unholy rise of the Koven – Celebitchy
George Clooney says he’s just doing what he can in response to Bill Maher calling him a hypocrite over his Beverly Hills Hotel ban – Towleroad
Okay, but is she licking a butt plug?! – Hollywood Tuna
And here’s a picture of the Jonas Brothers’ deep into their artistic process of producing a new song – SOW
Yet another human gets to call Jamie Dornan daddy – Socialite Life
Michael Phelps’ gold medal-winning sperm fish did it again – Just Jared
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