Night Crumbs

There’s rumors that the supposed fallout between Duchess Kate and her ex-best friend forever, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley Rose Hansbury, could be from an affair between Prince William and Marchioness Rose. How do you say “ESCANDALO” in snobby British? If this rumor goes anywhere, I just pray it doesn’t go to a place where we hear about how Prince William once sexted Marchioness Rose, saying that he wants to be her tampon. Or since this is the 21st century, her Diva Cup. We don’t need that – Lainey Gossip 

My thoughts and prayers are with movie theater clean-up crews who will have to dispose of the shriveled and dehydrated bodies of the nerds who creamed themselves dead from watching all three goddamn hours of that new Avengers movie – Pajiba

I was planning on watching the second season of Pose, but now I’m going to watch it until my eyeballs fall off because of two words: La LuPone! – Socialite Life

My skin is itching just from looking at the sand on Eva Amurri’s nalgas – Drunken Stepfather

Today in “I’m not being sarcastic for once,” this looks cute – Towleroad

“Give me bored but also taking a shit!” – the photographer to Jessica Alba – Popoholic

The Craft is being rebooted, because Hollywood discovered that they haven’t ruined that one yet – Just Jared

Or Ian Somerhalder could just take his Hitler Youth haircut to Bushwick and become a craft brewer – SOW

Elizabeth Gilbert of Eat, Pray, Love is doing the third thing again with the best friend of her girlfriend who died last year from cancer. Elizabeth Gilbert just loves LOVE or she just loves announcing that she’s in love – Celebitchy

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