Night Crumbs

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Us brought in $70 million over the weekend, and $12 of that came from me, and another $12 came from the woman in front of me who threw up her hands and cheered every time someone got killed. First of all, I’m glad that the bunnies from The Favourite got more work. Second of all, I hope Lupita Nyong’o isn’t forgotten during awards season because she deserves several trophies for her (SPOILER ALERT) impeccable voice impersonation of Elizabeth Holmes with dry mouth – A.V. Club

Jon Hamm took the Hammaconda (not pictured) out for a night on the town – Lainey Gossip

Alanis Morrissette and Souleye made another baby, so prepare for a baby name that sounds like a cross between an indica strain and a Hunger Games character – SOW

The tears of gays is still the secret ingredient in Chick-fil-A’s chicken batter  – Pajiba

The second biggest pop star from Albania (after Bleona, of course, and before Rita Ora and Ava Max) is serving demure “goth going to church” elegance – Drunken Stepfather

Who knew that Jonathan Van Ness’ kink was Prince Albert torture?! – Towleroad

That wig is totally attached to that hat and Emily RideAJetSki totally got it in a strip small stripper store outside of Nashville – Hollywood Tuna 

Nico Parker, who is the miniature clone of Thandie Newton, doesn’t think she really looks like Thandie Newton – Celebitchy

Still a level 10 mess: Michael Madsen is – Just Jared

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