Hot Slut Of The Day!
The great big owl who issued a “GTFO, BITCH!” on a cat.
In this 30-second video, the role of me will be played by today’s HSOTD, a great big owl, and the role of the pussy will be played by my alarm going off the day after Daylight SnatchingAwayMyHourLikeAFuckingThief Time. Not all owls are Salma Hayek’s owl, who probably gets to leisurely perch on a Balenciaga cashmere wrapped golden branch in peace in its custom Gucci enclosure in the garden of her estate. Some peasant owls have to share a resting spot with the lessers, like a damn cat!
The video starts with a cat lounging around, minding its own business, when one of its roommates, an owl, gets up in its space. Now, I don’t know the hierarchy of the animal kingdom when it comes to owls and cats, but this Hot Slut owl seems to think that the cat needs to bow down and be gone, bitch. The owl sniffs at the cat at first, and I’m guessing the owl did that because it wants to get a good sniff of the trick who has the AUDACITY to not banish from its sight right away. The pussy seems to think that the owl is playing, but the owl looks at the cat like, “Do you see Alex Trebek or Pat Sajak, bitch? This ain’t a game.” The owl eventually spreads its wings and the cat goes from “Stop playing” to “Shit, I better bounce” in a millisecond and skedaddles off.
That stare from the owl at the end. Now that the owl has taken down a cat, it is letting us humans know that we’re next. Well, I can’t wait to worship our new owl overlords, but you better enjoy all the Tootsie Pops you can better they take over.
Pic: YouTube