Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Got Busted In A Prostitution Sting

February 22, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t think anybody here expected Robert Kraft’s seventh ring to come from the prostitution variety. Hot off the heels of Bobby’s New England Patriots’ sixth Super Bowl win, it appears Bob frequents the Orchids of Asia “spa” in Jupiter, Florida, for a little R&R that came with a happy ending. In fact, Bob may have been a regular, and the police were onto his ass. Law enforcement officials announced a bust of 25 people who were soliciting sex at Orchids of Asia, and Bob’s name made the list.

Deadspin says Bob was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution that stemmed from the Orchids of Asia bust. That bust is part of a greater sting on massage parlors that are really a front for a human trafficking ring that stretched from China to Florida. A warrant was issued for his arrest with Florida state attorneys and will also be sent to his house in Massachusetts. Jupiter Police Chief Daniel Kerr says there is video evidence of Bob involved in sex acts on two occasions, and, uh, I’ll just take his word for it — and also will be looking for Candid Camera the next time I go for a massage. Bob owns a house at the Breakers in Palm Beach, and he would get a driver to take him the 20 miles up to Jupiter for his “spa retreat,” according to the police report.

Human trafficking is horrific, and these women working in the massage parlor went through fucking hell with manipulation…but this is such an avoidable thing for a fucking billionaire – especially one who visited Meek Mill in prison and seemed like an OK guy despite wearing this heinous chain:

Actually, maybe Meek just gave him a cursed amulet, and that’s why Bob’s now in the slammer? Anyway, Jupiter Police Detective Andrew Sharp snitched that Orchids of Asia charged $59 for a half-hour of whatever and $79 for an hour. He didn’t say which of the two Bob paid for, but I can’t believe this rich-ass man bargain hunted for a hand job or whatever it is he did. He owns an NFL team, and suddenly he’s too cheap to spring for a high-class consenting call girl (I’ve watched and re-watched all seasons of Secret Diary Of A Call Girl, so I’m basically a call girl scholar)?? This just shows you can still be stupid as hell while rich as hell Naturally, Bob’s spokesperson denied up a storm:

“We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further.”

Bob’s ownership is widely credited as to why the Patriots have done so well in the last decade, but I guess his kids know they’re going to be getting an NFL team as a belated Valentine’s Day present.

Pic: Wenn.com

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