Night Crumbs

February 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Because Whoopi Goldberg has been out at The View for over a week, there’s a theory that she’s in Los Angeles, secretly rehearsing for the Oscars and is going to be the surprise host on Sunday. This Oscars has been ten kinds of messy so far, so I could see this happening. And about 30 seconds into her opening monologue, I bet a giant hook will pull her off stage after producers suddenly discover her “rape rape” comment from 2009 – Lainey Gossip

FYI: Ruth Bader Gingsburg gets a tingle in the loins from Armie HammerPajiba

Okay, okay, okay, Jennifer Lopez has redeemed herself for that strip mall Reno casino Motown tribute, and I’m only saying that because of the exquisite Lucite heels on her feets – Drunken Stepfather 

If Saturday Night Live wants to heal this country, they’d get Idris Elba to do his opening monologue ass out naked. Hell, get his dick lips to do the monologue and the entire world would be healed – Towleroad

Kimberley Garner is giving you Casual Friday 90s call girl – Popoholic

Yes, being married to Sylvester Stallone would probably be awful, but being Jackie Stallone’s daughter-in-law would be a new kind of magnificent (and yes, I know that Brigitte Nielsen and Jackie Stallone hated each more than Sly hates hearing “Sorry, Sly, I’m going to have to hold off on giving you more Botox” from his plastic surgeon – SOW

And five seconds later, Victoria Justice ran screaming after red ants crawled off that leaf and bit her nips – Hollywood Tuna

Lisa Vanderpump said exactly what you’d think she’d say about stealing PUMP from NeNe LeakesReality Tea

Priyanka Chopra was too busy working on getting a Pulitzer to hit the pap stroll in front of Duchess Meghan’s baby shower – Just Jared

Okay, but when is Burberry going to apologize for those Dollar Tree FKA Twigs baby hairs and those mannequin no brows? – Celebitchy


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