Four Time’s A Charm For Tommy Lee?

February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

I have to give Tommy Lee props here. The 56-year old rocker ended up marrying a 32-year-old woman. That is way older than I thought he’d go for. Clearly Tommy is far more mature than say, a Leonardo Di Caprio-type who doesn’t start dating anyone above the age of 25. …Maybe famous men are evolving!

People is reporting that Tommy Lee married his fiancé, social media star, Brittany Furlan, on the most romantic capitalist holiday of the year: Valentine’s Day–a full year after he proposed to her on the same day:

Brittany teased the impending marriage on her Instagram and Twitter accounts:

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3 more days ❤️

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And then after it happened, Brittany took to social media to share their loving moments with the world to see because Tommy married a social media star, not someone who gets paid to not show you all their intimate business:

Why am I so sure that dog looks better in a tux than Tommy Lee?

Brittany apparently got famous on the deceased Vine app where she was one of the most followed accounts, and then became a “social media darling” which could be true because I’ve never heard of her but I’m also no longer young and cool and she has 2 million Instagram followers. She has an extensive career, spanning the Netflix documentary The American Meme as well as Pitbull‘s music video for Fireball and the movies We Are Your Friends and  Dreamland.

This is Brittany’s first marriage and Tommy’s fourth: having previously been married to Elaine StarchukHeather Locklear (I mean… it makes sense now…) and of course, Pamela Anderson with whom he has two sons, Brandon and Dylan. Wonder if either of them were at the wedding.

So if they got married last night I wonder how long we have to wait for their sex tape to come out? I’m sure this one will have better production values than the last, I just hope Tommy’s dick still has the willpower and strength to honk a horn.

Pic: Instagram

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