Night Crumbs
Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan spent Valentine’s Day apart, because duty calls and duty involved him visiting North Norway as Captain General of the Royal Marines (Wait, so all I have to do is join something called the Royal Marines and I get to call PHG “sir” as he orders me to get down on my knees and give him twenty? Where do I send my LinkedIn link?) Because it was VD and he was away from his wife, the soldiers decorated a little snow house with candles and his wedding pictures. Whatever, this is so staged. It’s obvious he wasn’t in Norway. He’s in some sound stage in London and that little house isn’t made of snow, it’s made of some kind of fire resistant material. Because real snow would immediately melt after being hit with the rays of heat shooting off of PHG’s crotch. Those shameless royals! – Lainey Gossip
What in trick-AND-treat bukkake foolery is going on in this Bella Thorne video? – Drunken Stepfather
Hulu is trying it, but not sure if it can reach the disturbing levels of “I need a few showers in boiling holy water” that were reached in HBO’s documentary about the murder of Dee Dee Blanchard – Pajiba
That is the weirdest-looking Mormon underwear I’ve ever seen – Popoholic
Stephen Merchant is going to go from Hello Ladies to Hello Creepiness by playing the Grindr killer – Towleroad
Hey, more kids for Tori Spelling means more kids to make money off of in Instagram sponcon posts – Celebitchy
The Oscars clarified that they’re not banishing four categories to commercial breaks, and after reading their clarification, I can still say that this year’s show is going to be a mess – Just Jared
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