Jennie Garth’s Divorce #3 Has Been Cancelled

February 9, 2019 / Posted by:

When crime boss Tori Spelling announced that she was getting 90210‘s toughest street gang, The Peach Pit Vipers, back together, Jennie Garth must have told her assistant to immediately clear everything on her schedule. Somehow her third husband Dave Abrams also got cleared from her schedule, as the couple has been quietly slated for D-I-V-O-R-C-E (in Tammy Wynette drawl) since last Spring. However, those future 90210 bucks will continue to heft up their community property, as Dave has decided to yank his divorce petition.

Dave, an actor who guest starred as “Cool Guy” on 2 Broke Girls, met Jennie on a blind date in 2014, one year after she divorced hot Twilight VILF (Vampire I’d Like To Fuck) husband #2 Peter Facinelli. They were married in 2015 and separated in August 2017 without telling the whole world about it until November 2017. Dave was the one to file the divorce papers in April 2018. But… it seems the pair can’t decided whether to fuck or fight (maybe both?), because they were seen at a Lakers game together last month with her kids, and now Dave has officially withdrawn his divorce petition.

The Blast says that originally Dave was protecting his ass(ets) from Jennie by “seeking to terminate Garth’s ability to collect spousal support” and that they had “no community property that needs to be divided up“. I’m not sure if he’s A. got a lucrative side hustle, B. was trying to keep it classy by going for a clean break, or C. if Jennie is hurting for cash desperately until that new era 90201 scrilla drops. In any case, this one never seemed like it was going to be a messy one.

I once played pool with Jennie’s husband #1 Dan Clark, whom I recognized from the pages of Sassy magazine. (Sidebar: if you learned how to French kiss from the pages of Sassy magazine, raise your hand. I still have a trunk full of them in my basement). I asked him about Jennie and he didn’t say anything messy. I only told that cool story, bro, so I could name check Sassy.

It could be that Jennie and Dave are really going against the laws of Hollywood marriages and are actually trying to work things out. Every divorced Hollywood couple’s mind is about to be blown by that fact (too many to link). Let’s hope for Dave’s sake that Jennie doesn’t decide to go all Marie Kondo in their garage and discover a Kelly Kapowski poster in one of his boxes from teenage-hood. Hell hath no fury like Kelly Taylor coming for Dave if that happens.

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