Night Crumbs

February 7, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Prepare to unleash your UnimpressedViolaDavisPickingUpHerPurseAndLeaving.GIF! Michelle Rodriguez decided to drop a hot take on Liam Neeson’s racist revenge fantasy story. Expert in racism, Dr. Michelle, says that there is no way Liam Neeson is racist, because if he was, he wouldn’t have stuck his tongue down Viola Davis’ throat with such passion in Widows. Dr. Michelle says that racists don’t make out with the race they hate (“Is that so?” said the ghost of every slave who was raped by a slave master). I can almost feel MRod’s last working brain cell explode as she produced that WTF take – Just Jared

Paramount has finally taken a stake to the World War Z sequel – Lainey Gossip

FALSE ALARM! It looks like the Oscar people pulled their head out of their gold-plated asses and finally invited Allison Janney to present at this year’s ceremony – Vanity Fair

“Give me a look like you just pulled your head off the toilet after drunk puking during a hangover” screamed the photographer at Gigi Hadid – Drunken Stepfather

Oh, don’t worry, Gucci, I’m sure Megyn Kelly, Paula Deen, and several Virginia politicians will buy your entire stock of this mess – Pajiba

Victoria Justice is giving you “second tier soap actress at the Daytime Emmys in 1987” glamour – Popoholic

Sorry, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, but it ain’t a truce until you kiss while touching bare nipples. Those are the rules! – SOW

This tells me that Rosario Dawson is probably working on her perfect “politician’s girlfriend” look for Cory Booker’s campaign tour – The Blemish

Bryan Singer is dead (or at least in a coma) to the BAFTAs – Towleroad

If for some reason your day was really missing Maria Menonous doing JLo cosplay, here you go – Hollywood Tuna

Diane Kruger basically said that Joshua Jackson wasn’t dad material. Come cry on my bosom, Pacey – Celebitchy

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