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January 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel went out to celebrate his birthday, and he posted a video of her passed out. Either Jessica is just having a natural reaction to being in the presence of Justin Timberlake, or she’s pretending to be asleep so she won’t have to “act” like she’s listening to what’s coming out of his mouth, or she finally gave in after he begged and begged her to pretend she’s asleep so he can make an Instagram funny – Lainey Gossip 

Ace Frehley has accused Gene Simmons of slander, groping his wife, and his wife also claims that KISS tried to have him killed in the Bahamas. Screw, Bohemian Rhapsody, the musical biopic of the decade is the KISS biopic and that shit hasn’t even been made yet – Pajiba

Bebe Rexha, stop shimmying out a fart for your followers, and clean your damn room! – Drunken Stepfather

Now THIS is my kind of activism – Towleroad

“Carnivore Queen” is the reboot of Billy Ocean’sCaribbean Queen” that nobody needs or wants – Popoholic

After losing her mansion in the California wildfires, Camille Grammer is now living in a trailer that I’m sure is bigger than all of our apartments combined – Reality Tea 

The CW renewed Dynasty for another season, which tells me that executives are just begging for the only Alexis Carrington I knowledge to steal their spouses and get controlling share in their company – SOW

The neon turd that was Suicide Squad is getting a reboot courtesy of James GunnCelebitchy

“And soon I will add a very special ingredient to our rosé: BRAD’S BLOOOOD” is probably what was in Angelina Jolie’s original statement about their wine business – Just Jared

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