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January 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Because more allegations of raping underage boys have come out against him, Bryan Singer’s career might be floating in the gutter and headed toward the sewer, but don’t worry, he’ll cry on a mountain of $40 million thanks to Bohemian Rhapsody bringing in $800 million worldwide. Bohemian Rhapsody making that much is what’s really got me going “huh?” My guess is that 99.999% of ticket buyers were Freddie Mercury purists who wanted to hate watch the sanitized story of their god. That must be it. And this goes to show you once again that most people have shit taste. I mean, Bohemian Rhapsody made $800 million while a real gritty cinematic masterpiece like Showgirls barely makes $8! – Towleroad

Michelle Pfeiffer is giving you “elegant pearl necklace bukkake” while in costume as her Maleficent 2 character – Lainey Gossip

Um, somebody tell Miley Cyrus that motor boating a palm tree (or whatever kind of plant that is, what do I look like? Poison Ivy?!) might be a little dangerous – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria Pedretti should’ve turned down the lead role in the second season of You for the simple fact that the character’s name is Love Quinn – Pajiba

If Halsey was going for “Grand Theft Auto beach town lot lizard,” she nailed it! – Popoholic

Oh, I was just posing naked for Instagram likes and fell” is what Nina Adgal would say after going to the ER with a scraped-up cooch and severe thirst – Hollywood Tuna

Zendaya may join the Dune remake we don’t need – Just Jared 

Good news for has-beens in need of a quick check and plushies, The Masked Singer is coming back! – SOW

Lady Gaga went in on Dr. Luke’s lawyer during her deposition in the Kesha case – Jezebel

Duchess Meghan is GLOWING thanks to the 80 gallons of bronzer on her face –  Celebitchy

Pic: 20th Century Fox

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