Night Crumbs
Celine Dion channeled her inner Chris Crocker by screaming (in French Canadian), “LEAVE THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD”, alone over rumors that her heart has gone on from her late-husband Ruh-nay to her back-up dancer/best friend/ fashion show escort Pepe Munoz. And while I Google, “Is Pepe Munoz gay and available and into skinny fat bitter bitches?”, you all can scream to let Celine and her hot friend-in-waiting live! – Jezebel
Angelina Jolie will star in a new movie called Those Who Wish Me Dead, and no, it’s not a documentary about her ugly divorce battle with Brad Pitt – Lainey Gossip
“Give me ‘trying to push a fart but keep it sexy’!” screamed the photographer at Rita Ora – Drunken Stepfather
“Hello, welcome to the Woodstock Cafe, I’m your server Christina Hendricks, and by the way, my eyes are up here. No, keep going, keep going, still on my tits, keep going, yeah there.” – Popoholic
There was a partial Laverne & Shirley reunion (But can I even call it a Laverne & Shirley reunion without Laverne?) and just when I was about to scream, “Where’s Rhonda?!”, I spotted Rhonda in midwestern librarian drag – SOW
Backdoor Farrah $5,000 sex advice – Reality Tea
Cut to Jabba the Trump’s b-hole tingling itself raw over a MAGA hat making an appearance in a locker room at many more Super Bowls to come – Celebitchy
Rest in peace, James Ingram – Just Jared
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