Night Crumbs

You may be looking at that dehydrated peroxide mop, gaudy jewelry, and 5 o’clock shadow and are thinking that Darren Criss is doing Khloe Kardashian drag, but he’s actually doing a mix of white Jay-Z and white Mariah Carey drag while lip-synching to Heartbreaker on Lip-Sync Battle. To which I say, go home, Lip-Sync Battle, you’re drunk, stoned, and coked up – Towleroad

Now let’s go from bad drag to mostly-good drag, here’s the queens who will scratch, wig-pull, and read each other for the crown on RuPaul’s Drag Race 11. And prepare yourself for the 2019 remix of Vanjie Vaaaaanjie Vaaaaanjie – Just Jared

Meanwhile in Paris, Celine Dion is still exploding with pure emotions over couture, or maybe she’s just got heartburn – Lainey Gossip

If Martian Girl from Mars Attacks! went to a Playboy Halloween party as Morticia Addams – Drunken Stepfather

You know your retinas are ten kind of jacked-up when you think this is Sheila E with a bad facelift – Popoholic

I blame Pink – Pajiba

Ashley Martson from 90 Day Fiance filed for divorce, but then later changed her mind after possibly realizing she and Jay Smith won’t be asked to be on Happily Ever After if they split for good – Reality Tea

Russell Brand leaves most of the kid-raising stuff to his wife – Celebitchy 

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