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The dog-loving dolphin and the dolphin-loving dog!
The world is a charbroiled ass scab and pimple pus sandwich, and things are more divided and gross than my ass cheeks while I’m taking a hole pic for Grindr, but this clip of today’s HSsOTDs remind us that not everything is ugly. There is sweetness in the world and there are some living things who can get along.
Humans at Patawalonga Creek in Adelaide, South Australia got a live performance of some real-life Disney shit when a dolphin and a black Labrador playfully swam together like they were reincarnations of the Fox and the Hound. This clip makes me want to yodel out an Australian cover of Best of Friends called Best of Cunts (hey “cunts” sometimes means “friends” to Australians, okay?)
Finally, some cuteness and happiness on this site (and shut the hell up if you’ve got footage of the dolphin leading the dog out to the ocean where the sharks who hired the dolphin are waiting to snap the pooch up. Not today, please!)
Pic: YouTube