Night Crumbs

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

People’s sources want you to know that Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s spouses knew all about them fucking months before we did and it was worked out then. In between running one of the biggest companies in the world, humping on his side piece-turned-main piece, and trying to destroy Superman, it’s amazing how Jeff Bezos actually has time to call into People as a “source” – Celebitchy

Bradley Cooper’s forehead is looking Botox fresh, which would make sense, because I don’t think he wants us to see him make a frown face every time he loses Best Actor at another awards show this season – Lainey ¬†Gossip

Lucy Hale is working the current uniform of Los Angeles, which is “receptionist at a forklift supplier coming into work in the morning”Popoholic

Gregg Araki’s new TV show is either going to be bad in a good way or bad in a bad way – Towleroad

The name “Jayde Nicole” is not one I thought I’d read in 2019, but here we are – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

I want to know more about this negotiation between R. Kelly and Dave Chappelle’s goons – Pajiba

Seeing as though Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright from Vanderump Rules are probably only going to be married for a whole 15 minutes, and California law states that anything made during the marriage is split 50/50, I don’t think it’s a big deal that they’re not getting a prenup – Reality Tea

Because of those glasses and that stache, Zac Efron is giving me unauthorized George Michael Ken doll – OMG Blog

So which Monopoly token is Kevin Hart going to play? – Just Jared

Kellogg’s should be arrested for scamming us by selling a Peeps cereal that looks nothing like Peeps – SOW


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