Night Crumbs

January 15, 2019 / Posted by:

The teaser trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home is out, and it shows Jake Gyllenhaal as the villain Mysterio. But please, I’m sure that sometime during a battle, Spider-Man says to Jake, “Stop it, you’re not Mysterio, you’re just Jake Gyllenhaal in an off-brand Thor costume.” – Lainey Gossip

“Lily! Lily! Pose like you’ve got a ladybug on your nose and you don’t want it to fly away so you’re keeping real still!” – the photographers to Lily-Rose DeppDrunken Stepfather

Anya Taylor-Joy is giving us 60s karate WTFness – Popoholic

If you haven’t already, watch the ad that’s got some dudes mad for no reason. You know, I need new razors and razors are expensive, so I should go on a stroll tonight and pick up the Gillette razors the OUTRAGED bros threw out – Towleroad

I bet Sarah Paulson would never be scared of Julia Roberts’ reverse-aging holes – Pajiba

Vanessa Hudgens must be wearing some strawberry Lip Smackers and that’s why she looks like she’s orgasming from licking her lips – Hollywood Tuna

The Real Housewives of New Jersey must’ve all said, “Give me the natural look!”, while getting their faces painted at Maaco  – Reality Tea

Okay, but did Chris Pratt ask the Jesus of his church Justin Bieber for permission to marry Katherine Schwarzenegger? – Celebitchy

FYI, your monthly Netflix account will go up a whopping zero dollars and zero cents if you’re a cheap whore who uses your friend’s account – Just Jared

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