Night Crumbs
The human equivalent of an over-filled Panama City Beach party bus sponsored by Jägermeister, The Gronk, flashed his little Gronk at reporters in the locker room after a game. Warning: The clip is blurrier than my eyesight after doing too many edibles and the dick-flashing lasts all of negative five seconds, so you may end up cursing the silver haired Tim Curry-looking reporter who is blocking your view while sticking your eyeballs to the screen in hopes of getting a clearer view. Keep a spatula (to pry your eyeballs off the screen) nearby, just in case – OMG Blog
The entire main cast of Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story movie has been announced, and the bad news is that Rita Moreno isn’t playing all the roles like I wanted, but the good news is that Camila Cabello ain’t in it and people who can actually sing were cast – Vulture
Suki Waterhouse and Robert Pattinson are still a thing, and that’s great and everything, and what’s also great is that Kristen Stewart went down to a Goodwill and bought the kid clothes from 1987 I donated – Lainey Gossip
Let’s please not even joke about Channing Tatum playing He-Man, unless He-Man spontaneously strips down to Pony in front of Castle Grayskull halfway through the movie – Towleroad
Oh, it’s nothing, just Bella Thorne getting sexy with a firetruck… – Drunken Stepfather
In surprising news, more than zero people actually went to see The Upside (working title: Does Nicole Kidman Really Need A Check This Bad?) this past weekend – Pajiba
My first guess was Scarlett Johansson, but then I scratched that, because this little girl doesn’t look Asian at all – SOW
Here’s Julianne Hough giving us something out of a G-rated, no-budget community theater production of Showgirls: The Musical – Hollywood Tuna
As Cookie Dookie cackles with glee…. – Reality Tea
Never mind about that Dirty John lady, tell me more about that second coming of STAINS! – Celebitchy
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