Night Crumbs
Fresh off from getting treatment, Selena Gomez hung out with Taylor Swift and Pete Davidson’s pre-Ariana Grande ex Cazzie David. How many times do you think they crank called Pete before toilet papering his mom’s house? Poor Pete’s mom, probably spent her entire day trying to scrape dried egg yolk off of her front door – Lainey Gossip
Lisa Rinna’s kid is giving me “sloth in a coma” facial expressions, but she’s gonna have to give me “sloth in a grave” facial expressions if she wants to take down Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid as the nepotism model of choice – Drunken Stepfather
Since 99.9999% of the TV shows out there are made by Netflix, it looks like zero filming will go down in North Carolina until they quit it with the transphobic shit – Towleroad
Margot Robbie is giving you Bag Lady Barbie at a 60s rave – Popoholic
Can you smell what future presidential candidate The Rock is cooking? (SPOILER ALERT: It’s charbroiled snowflake) – Pajiba (UPDATE: The Rock says the interview was 100% fake and those words never came out of his mouth, and it’s not his style to slam a group of people like that. I should’ve known, because it came from The Daily Star AND The Rock is way too good at the PR game to fuck with his money like that.)
Presenting: Pooping While Bored – Hollywood Tuna
Methinks Jessica Simpson is carrying another baby in her ankle – Just Jared
It looks like the relationship of Larissa and Colt from 90 Day Fiancé is as healthy and loving as ever – Reality Tea
Um, Jillian Michaels is late to the game. Doesn’t she know that Keto is OVER and it’s all about the Bible fast? – Celebitchy
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