Afternoon Crumbs

January 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Timothee Chalamet got the Spotlight Award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival last night, and I hope he doused himself with Drakkar Noir to complete the “bully at a prep school circa 1986″ look he was going for. And I also hope he filed a complaint with the hotel he got ready at and let them know that they are dead wrong for installing black market shower heads from Yugoslavia in their bathrooms  – Lainey Gossip 

If your kink is thinking about Emma Stone finger fucking a sponge between Olivia Colman’s legs, congratulations to you, and congratulations to the makers of lotion since you’re going to use a lot of it while fapping to this – Pajiba

A valid reason (and possibly the only reason) for me to adopt kids: so I can use them to get on the new Double DareTowleroad

Please don’t tell me that Backdoor Farrah made her daughter/assistant strategically place those poor rose petals – Drunken Stepfather

Horror movie maker Dr. Pimple Popper hates horror movies – Celebitchy

Why do I have a feeling that this is going to be Quentin Tarantino’s new phone wallpaper? – Popoholic

Danielle Staub’s messy storyline for next season of The Real HouseWrecks of New Jersey just got messier – Reality Tea 


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