Afternoon Crumbs
The trailer for the new season of The Real Messes of Beverly Hills is out, and it’s a buffet of 99 Cent store wigs including the one Lisa Rinna wears that makes her look like a drag Sandy Duncan who’s asking to speak to the manager. In other words, Lisa Rinna has never looked more glamorous! – Jezebel
Mila Kunis is dressed like a member of the Mickey Mouse Club in 1992 – Lainey Gossip
When you’re a dominatrix who’s got a client beating to do at 4pm, and a business meeting at 5pm, wear what Diane Kruger is wearing here – Popoholic
Aubrey O’Day just has to remind us about the time she fucked Donald Trump Jr. – Pajiba
It is almost 2019, and we’re still being visually attacked by those Matrix sunglasses – Drunken Stepfather
I’m sorry, but Darren Criss, who is done with playing gay for a check, should be the highest-paid comedian for saying that guys buy Miatas to look more butch – Towleroad
Mila Kunis sucks face better than Ashton Kutcher, so says Natalie Portman – OMG Blog
“I’m sorry, but you’re legally blind now” is what my optometrist is going to tell me when I tell him that I mistook Bella Thorne for Phoebe Price – Hollywood Tuna
Blossom got dumped before the holidays – Celebitchy
You know Pimp Mama Kris is promising Travis Scott to give him half of his soul back if he hijacks Maroon 5’s Super Bowl halftime show to propose to Kylie Jenner – Just Jared
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