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December 19, 2018 / Posted by:

The pink glitter bomb fart trap!

Mark Rober used to work as an engineer at NASA, but I guess he figured he could make more coins if he took his nerd skills to YouTube, because he makes YouTube videos now. And in one that has gone viral, he shows how he created an atomic bomb of glitter and farts for package stealers. Mark says in the 11-minute-long video that packages were getting stolen from his front porch by package thieves, so he decided to mess with them by creating a decoy package that’s really a glitter fart trap of destruction (not to be confused with the glitter fart trap of destruction known as my b-hole).

It took Mark six months to create the perfect anti-thief glitter fart attacker, complete with a hidden camera to capture the beautiful moment when the package snatcher finds out what it feels like to get diarrhea’d on by a unicorn. He used all sorts of nerd shit to build his bait box, but the most technologically advanced thing he used was fart spray. When the thief opens the package, they get hit with a load of glitter before being hit with farts.

This entire thing was sponsored by┬áNordVPN, so it’s an ad, and that made me wonder if the “thieves” who fell for it were real or not. If they are real, they need to quit the game, because how could they not fill with suspicion over an Apple Homepod being shipped out of the box and not in “discreet” packaging. That has IT’S A TRAP written all over it. If you want to skip to the part where the thieves get glitter and fart bombed, click to the 6:44 mark.

And if you can’t watch the video, here’s a GIF of it:

Fake thieves or not, at least they can say they now know what it feels like to get jizzed on by Liberace after he just ate Taco Bell.

Pic, GIF: YouTube

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