Night Crumbs

Antoni Porowski, the pretty gay guy from Queer Eye, and Trace Lehnhoff, the pretty gay guy from Flipping Out, have gone Instagram official with their pretty gay love. And in their love portrait, they’re giving me twins from The Shining as seen through the eyes of Tom Ford – Just Jared

Taylor Swift went to the after-party of the premiere for the movie her boyfriend’s in, and because of the luxurious mane on the head of Izuka Hoyle, I thought to myself, “Tay Tay talked to Harry Styles and not one tabloid reported on this. The Daily Mail is slipping!” – Lainey Gossip 

“HOW TACKY!” thought Kendall Jenner’s fellow koven members after seeing that she wore chonies underneath her see-through dress instead of going bare cooze like they would’ve done – Popoholic

That dreadful Queen biopic did something right, at least – Towleroad

I read that as “Brooke Hogan” and nearly slow clapped for Brooke Hogan elegantly tattooing the image of a straight couple sit-fucking between her Care Bear stare chichis – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Amy Adams is done playing Lois Lane – Pajiba

PUPPEH IN A PACK!!! (Oh, and Olivia Munn too) – Hollywood Tuna

Since Sonja Morgan has succeeded at scripted comedy (aka Real Housewives of New York), the toaster oven mogul is tackling unscripted comedy by doing improv – Reality Tea

Modern Family is doing another season, after all, and probably because they care about the art of storytelling and know that there’s more stories to tell… or ABC offered them a bigger check. – SOW

Sophia Bush says she quit Chicago P.D. for various reasons including being assaulted in a room full of men who did nothing – Celebitchy

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