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December 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Butterfinger BB’s!

In 1992, Nestle decided to bag up and sell the butt dingles that their Butterfinger bars pooted out, and they call those things Butterfinger BB’s. Butterfinger BB’s were the donut holes of Butterfingers. They were Whopper-shaped balls of Butterfingers. When Nestle put their Butterfinger Bareback Balls (that’s what it stood for, right?) on shelves in the early-90s, they used their usual band of processed chocolate pushers The Simpsons to hawk ’em.

The Simpsons starred in ads and commercials for BB’s like this one where pretty much everyone tortured legendary Butterfingerhead Bart Simpson by tying him to the bed and viciously gobbling down his drug of choice right in front of his face.

Some people have that same exact nightmare today, but when they wake up, they don’t have a pile of BB’s next to them. Because BB’s don’t exist anymore. Nestle got rid of Butterfinger BB’s in 2006. After the people cried for some more BB’s action, Nestle put out something called Butterfinger Bites in 2009, but it wasn’t the same, apparently. And the people continue to cry for some BB’s action. Nestle better bring them back before the people get so hard-up for BB’s that they stroll through a petting zoo and mistake some bunny poo balls for miniature BB’s and accidentally become a bunny scat queen. Bring back BB’s before that happens, Nestle!

Pic: Nestle

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