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December 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Angel Face Barbie!

“Hmm… it’s weird that her name is Angel Face Barbie yet she doesn’t have the face of BETTY WHITE” is what anybody with a brain that is at least working at 0.0001% would definitely say when looking at that Barbie. But Mattel’s idea of an angel face was a Barbie with gorgeously tattooed mahogany brows, thick Sharpie eyeliner, and an outfit that Molly Ringwald’s Pretty In Pink character would easily dump Blane for. Angel Face Barbie came out around 1982-ish, but looked like she was made up of leftover parts from 70s Barbies. There were touches of the 80s on her, though, like how you could decorate her face with a palette of Bonne Bell gorgeousness. You could touch her cheeks with rouge and slather some blue powder glamour onto her eyelids as your creepy dad watched….

The way that dad has to supervise… and watch over them… It’s as if he’s really a Ken Doll who made a deal with the devil to become a human and he doesn’t want that Angel Face Barbie to expose him so he’s staying close to make sure she doesn’t say shit. Yeah, that must be it. They did a lot of drugs in the early-80s, okay?

Pic: Puckmikito

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