Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Gypsy Rose Lee of the Skies!
Since at least November 2017, a Southwest flight attendant has been turning that bitch into SouthWET airlines with the panty cream-inducing burlesque performance he oozes out while giving the pre-flight safety instructions to passengers. The telling of the safety instructions is usually the part of a flight when many passengers practice their “go to sleep with eyes open” skills or scan the riveting articles in the plane magazine, but passengers on a Southwest flight from Chicago to Omaha definitely perked up and reached for the dollar bills in their wallets when a flight attendant gave them some “And if you’re real good, I’ll make you feel good” hotness.
The New York Post FINALLY published something newsworthy when they posted video from a passenger of the flight attendant busting out a wall slide of sexiness before blowing the red dick on that water vest and sashaying down the runway. The New York Post, and everybody else has been calling him the “sassy flight attendant,” which is media talk for “flamer,” but I’m not hating. Because he definitely set fire to loins with this act, and shortly after his performance, the flight had to be evacuated after the smoke alarms went off.
That wasn’t the first time the man version of Toxic-era Britney caused oxygen masks to fall with his breath-stealing moves. USA Today posted a video in November 2017 of him giving passengers the sexiest strip show that doesn’t include any stripping, really.
And again this past March:
I haven’t been able to find the name of this high-flying sex bomb (although don’t call him a sex “bomb” while on his flight or you’ll be dragged off the flight in handcuffs, and not in a sexy way). But I’m sure we’ll see his name soon when it’s up in fucking lights next to Dita Von Teese’s when they co-headline a burlesque world tour together. Burlesque legends really need to stick together.
Pic: New York Post