Night Crumbs

December 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Julia Roberts is hitting the circuit to sell her new movie Ben Is Back, and is blinding people with a 70s rainbow-on-acid dress while doing so. But I need to ask an important question, who worked it better: Julia Roberts or Jackie and Sara’s apartment in Too Close For Comfort? I really don’t know why I even asked. If you so much as say “Jul-,” may Jim J. Bullock bust through your door to set you right – Lainey Gossip

So what you’re telling me is that both NeNe Leakes and Porsha Williams are in danger of losing their peaches so they’re stepping the fuckery up? – Reality Tea

The Captain Marvel trailer has a ginger pussy and a Not The One granny, so there’s that – Pajiba

Showing these young Instagram THOTs how it’s really done: Elizabeth Hurley still is – Drunken Stepfather

What I needed today: Dolph Lundgren fisting Big Nasty Kenneth In The (212)

Ryan Murphy is going to create a multi-million dollar army to take down anti-LGBTQ politicians – Towleroad

Emma Stone is ready for a high school prom, a really classy prom at a prep school – Popoholic

‘Tis the season for fighting about whether Baby It’s Cold Outside is Bill Cosby’s favorite Christmas song and should be banned – Celebitchy

Now that Sherri Shepherd has lost some chunk, she says that she hears God clearer and I bet God is saying, “Bitch, I hope you know the earth isn’t flat by now.” – SOW

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ wedding extravaganza is still going on, and by the end of it, they’re going to need to soak their faces in a Calgon bath from all the smiling they’re doing for the paps, magazines, photographers they hired to take pics for their Instagram, etc…  – Just Jared

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