Shoe polish-hued skin and gorilla hair weaves don’t come cheap! There’s nothing the Internet loves more than cat videos except to drag idiots who post their weekly money diaries. In a move that is sure to make her accountant weep and Uncle Sam rub his hands together and bellow, “HERE WE GO AGAIN!”, Teresa Giudice felt the need to inform the general public she spends $22,077 on her beauty routine. Sorry, Juicy Joe. I guess there’s no money left for your legal fund!
Glamour reached out to Tre of Real Housewives of New Jersey as part of their series on how much women spend annually on their glam. Tre’s haul goes past $22,000. That seems a lot for spray tans and pancake makeup, and I’m sure Andy Cohen is the one paying off that credit card bill, but STILL. Maybe let’s not flaunt that so soon after getting released from a jail stint that was all about how you flaunted a luxe life you were conveniently forgetting to pay taxes over?
Ah, well. Screw that is what is presumably going the Tre’s head. She tells the magazine she has a hefty routine that includes professional hairstyling, Botox, blowouts, and I’d wager hydraulic lifts of some variety. Her daily skincare routine costs $232, which is about $231 more than mine. While she may slum it with $8 Aveeno cleansing pads and $9 Neutrogena makeup wipes, she also gussies up with a $60 eye cream. The biggest dent in her checking account is a $12,000 hair routine that involves $450 Keratin treatments and coloring treatments that involves $1,200 root treatments every two months. Teresa! Think of all the onyx kitchens that could buy!
In what should surely shock no one, Teresa gets $199 facials every month and $600 Botox treatments every three to five months. Considering all the money she is going to have to fork over to a good immigration attorney in the coming months, Teresa should really just think about hiring Danielle Staub to come over and inject and power wash her in the driveway of the Giudice Chalet for an upcoming RHONJ episode – it’ll be entertaining, just as effective as Botox, AND easy on the wallet!