Night Crumbs
Kate Beckinsale was seen getting close to British comedian Jack Whitehall at a club, and they supposedly went to a hotel together afterward. Okay, so either Kate humped on Jack Whitehall or “spies” got it wrong and she was really humping on a Zachary Levi impersonator with STAINS eyes. Either way, congrats to Kate for getting some ass, and congrats to the world for finding out about it – Lainey Gossip
Why did I think Shannon Beador was in a Scott Baio and Danny Pintauro sandwich? Another visit to the eye doctor is calling my name – Reality Tea
Debra Messing shit on her boss for airing a racist political ad – Towleroad
If you told me 10 years ago that one of Hef’s current girlfriends would be fake fucking bike seats on the internet in 2018 for attention, I wouldn’t call you a liar – Drunken Stepfather
Charlize Theron does make a good Megyn Kelly in the face, but I’m not totally going to buy into it until I see the flames of rage light up in her eyes as she talks about the possibility of Santa not being white – Pajiba
Speaking of flames of rage, if you want to see some light up in Keira Knightley’s eyes, ask her about The Little Mermaid again – Celebitchy
Sorry, TV actresses, but since Tyra Banks is playing several versions of Eve in Life-Size 2, she’s going to take up every slot in every Best Actress and Supporting Actress category – OMG Blog
Topanga got married! – People
If a parachute was magically transformed into a high school art teacher who also liked to go disco dancing…. – Popoholic
Fentanyl took another one: Mac Miller’s cause of death has been listed as “mixed drug toxicity” – Just Jared
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