Afternoon Crumbs

November 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Rebel Wilson felt the wrath of Twitter and those who have a PhD in the history of rom-coms after she wrongly declared that she’s the first ever plus-size actress to be the star of a romantic comedy. When people tried to pop the bubble of delusion that Rebel lives in by letting her know about Queen Latifah and Ricki Lake, she doubled down and said that “technically” it’s not clear if those actresses are considered plus-size and “technically” it’s not clear if they were billed as the sole star. Oh, Rebel, technically you’re wrong and technically you’re the Sam Smith of plus-size actresses. And I bet Goopy Paltrow is on the sidelines saying, “Um, excuse you, but what about me in Shallow Hal?!” – Lainey Gossip

Behold, the first look of Goopy Paltrow in her wedding dress. And I’m not sure why she choose the picture where she’s screaming because her marital coochie egg is almost falling out – Just Jared

Why didn’t anybody tell me that Billy Eichner plays Peter Pan Dude in American Horror Story: Apocalypse? – Pajiba

Along with NeNe Leakes’ extra long Top Ramen wig, most of those taglines need to be gone with the wind – Reality Tea

In Prince Charles’ Vanity Fair profile, “insiders” bring the pettiness by calling Prince Willy and Duchess Kate “control freaks” while praising Duchess Camilla as a royal favorite. Why do I have a feeling that one of the insider’s name is Lord Kotex McTampax? – Celebitchy

Emily RideAJetSki wore the inside/out carcasses of teddy bears to do Raquel Welch for Halloween – Popoholic

A new Hell IS being trapped in a car with James Corden as he sings Barbra Streisand songs – Boy CultureĀ 

Kelly Ripa, who?! – Drunken StepfatherĀ 

Pic: Wenn.com

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