Night Crumbs

Netflix released the first look at what they say is Henry Cavill in their series based on The Witcher books. Yes, I can hear all of you screaming, “I want to toss that salad,” while looking at Henry’s glorious butt chin. But I’m trying to ignore that, because I’m too busy wondering if Netflix made a major mistake. Are they sure that’s Henry in The Witcher, and not Henry in a Legolas biopic, or better yet a clip of Henry in The Purple Shampoo Diaries: The Story Of The Nelson Twins? – Lainey Gossip

I don’t know whether to love or hate Dorit Kemsley dressing like a Trashy Lingerie version of Choupette Lagerfeld – Reality Tea

My international nightmare of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s Let’s Maliciously Rub Our Love In Your Ugly Faces Tour (aka their tour through the land Down Under) is finally over – Celebitchy

Since Netflix has to release at least 1,356,985 new things a week, they may as well release a documentary about Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness. They’re doing just that and Ava DuVernay is working on it – Pajiba

A proud slut: Jake Shears is! – Towleroad

Is Lily-Rose Depp supposed to be 80s era Barbra Streisand in Dynasty or Fatal Attraction era Glenn Close in Dynasty? – Popoholic

Vanna White, who has the greatest job in the world, just extended that greatest job in the world until 2022 – SOW

Here’s Jennifer Lopez in nothing but a green sequined curtain from a community theater production of The Wizard of Oz, because why not? – Just Jared 

Pic: Netflix