Night Crumbs
Steven Tyler tweeted the above pic and said that for Halloween he’s dressed up as your auntie “who loves a Dollar General deal and misses a good Filene’s run every day of the week.” Steven forgot to add that he’s also that hot aunt who will fuck the new boyfriend you bring to Thanksgiving Dinner, because with that pout… – OMG Blog
Beyonce became Phoni Braxton for Halloween. Solange should’ve been Tamar… – The Cut
Three seconds after these pictures were taken on the ho stroll, sloth obsessor Kristen Bell tackled Katy Perry – Lainey Gossip
Don’t mind me, I’m just swooning myself dry from Ryan Gosling dressing like a high school substitute English teacher circa 1982 – Pajiba
Did Kimmy Gibbler officiate Bob Saget’s wedding, because if not, I no care – HuffPo
Barbra Streisand has joined the celebrities who yodel out an, “I’m moving to Canada IF….,” threat. Only when Barbra does it, she wins a Grammy for it – Towleroad
Who cares about Backdoor Farrah, tell me more about the hotness in ankle socks – Drunken Stepfather
Ariel Winter tried it but that wig is missing the ratty elegance and beer and jizz aroma of Pamela Anderson’s weave at that time – Popoholic
The Alien Lizard King looks like he’s on his way to a Macy’s to look under dressing room doors as ladies are changing – Celebitchy
Something I didn’t need to see but saw today anyway: a close-up of Kenya Moore’s swole pregnancy feet – Reality Tea
Jenna Dewan’s new piece is a Tony-winning Broadway musical dude, which means that if Channing Tatum ever wants her back, they’re going to DANCE and throw jazz hands for her love! – Just Jared
It might be just me, but it looks like 118-year-old Julia Flores is looking around and thinking, “Okay, but where’s the booze. I made it all the way to 118, you cheap fucks!” – SOW
Pic: @IamStevenT