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October 23, 2018 / Posted by:

French-American twinks-of-the-moment Timothee Chalamet and Lily Rose-Depp kissed in the rain after going on a date at a fried chicken restaurant. Are we sure the water was from rain, and not from their publicists squirting out triple streams of excitement over this match made in young Hollywood PR heaven? – Celebitchy

Dear 2019, if you want to show us that you won’t be as disgusting as 2018 and 2017, then please start off right by giving Dolly Parton an OSCUH! – Lainey Gossip

In case you didn’t already figure out that Billy Eichner would put Trump in a poop bag and throw him in the trash if the two ever met on the “street,” here’s proof – Pajiba

But when is Rami Malek going to tell us if that boring-looking Queen movie has man ass or full frontal in it or not? This is the info we need to make a well-informed decision as a movie ticket buyer! – Towleroad

Ryan Murphy has donated $10 million to the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles where his little son was treated for cancer – OMG Blog

Eiza Gonzalez is making me nervous – Drunken Stepfather

Kenya Moore’s baby shower was a low-key intimate and modest affair – Reality Tea 

Sara from Too Close for Comfort or Baby Spice? – SOW

A hungover Vanessa Hudgens or Lily Rose-Depp in a wig? – Popoholic

If Nickelodeon did a tween reboot of Austin Powers that took place in the snow, Sofia Richie would be a fembot – Hollywood Tuna

Err, well, I like the cover where Cardi B looks like a ho shit version of a Z Gallerie lamp – Just Jared


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