Night Crumbs

Duchess Meghan ALLEGEDLY baked homemade banana bread for a tea time visit with a farming family in the Australian city of Dubbo. She would. I’m sure that the family took a bite of that banana bread and didn’t say, “It’s delicious, Duchess Meghan, and doesn’t at all taste like the banana bread from the bakery at [insert the name of the biggest grocery store in Dubbo here]!” – Lainey Gossip

Canadians ARE really polite, because if that giant bud dropped in my town, everyone would be elbowing each other in the throat to get to it to smoke – Towleroad

Okay, but where oh where is Dame Joan Collins?!!!!!!!!!? – Pajiba

What in white Storm from X-Men as a discount video ho HELL is Lily Allen wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

I don’t see “used diaper” on Kenya Moore’s diaper registry or I’m sure that’s exactly what Wig would get her – Reality Tea

If you’re a really hot woman, Amy Schumer feels bad for you – Celebitchy

Doesn’t everybody go to the grocery store in a bikini and a t-shirt on halfway? – Popoholic

Dear Tiffany Trump, if you want your dad to grab you and hug you, wear this – OMG Blog

Orange is the New Black is ending after its seventh season – Just Jared

My mom would say that Charo has been 67 for the past ten years, but who cares about that. Charo is an ageless swan no matter what – SOW

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