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October 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Some think that Prince Andrew and The Original Fergie™ will get married again after Prince Philip, who apparently can’t stand her and her toe-sucking ways, goes to the great beyond. I say that if they’re going to get married, they should get married while Prince Philip is still alive and instead of the groom kissing the bride on the altar, Andrew should suck those toes. Make PP sweat like Fergie’s pits by getting that bridal toe jam, Andrew! – Celebitchy

Jane The Virgin’s got a gun in the American remake of Miss Bala, which we really didn’t need, but why not, I guess? – Lainey Gossip

My new favorite superhero movie is the one where James Bond and Captain America join forces to take down villainous dick fart Piers MorganPajiba

Bob The Drag Queen is in the giant cast of the revival of Tales of the CityTowleroad

My new favorite pastime is eating Cheetos dipped in Velveeta grits while watching Brit Brit Spears work out – Drunken Stepfather

Heather Dubrow tells us something we didn’t really need to know – Reality Tea

I know you should go to the free clinic when you’ve got pink eye, but I don’t know about blue eye. Chloe Grace Moretz should go just in case – Popoholic

Mrs. Waterford had a baby – SOW

What the world needs now: hot topless firefighters and animal friends – OMG Blog

Dennis Hof, Nevada brothel kingpin and star of  HBO’s Cathouse, has died – USA Today 


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