Night Crumbs

October 3, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Hudson birthed out the baby she made with her man Danny Fujikawa. Kate already has two sons (one with Chris Robinson and one with Matthew Bellamy), and now she’s got a daughter. Kate and Danny named her Rani Rose Hudson Fujikawa. Rani is pronounced “Ronnie” and no she wasn’t named after Ronnie Specter. She was named after Danny’s late grandfather Ron. They had to spell it “Rani” instead of “Ronnie” because Kate Hudson is famous, duh. So congratulations to Rani Rose for having Goldie Hawn as a grandma. And congratulations to Kate for having a damn stripper pole in her bathroom – Just Jared

Never mind that Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge are evil demons who continue to rub their love in our faces by getting into some light PDA, I am happy that Meghan finally found her elegant side by wearing a skirt from Wilson’s Leather – Lainey Gossip

Lisa Vanderpump is looking for a raise from Bravo, I see…. – Reality Tea

Goopy Paltrow just shat herself, and not because she did another dolphin tears enema, but because the opulent wedding of the year didn’t happen in the Hamptons over the weekend. It happened in Paris – Towleroad

Brooklyn-Nine-Nine will be down a Chelsea Peretti next season – Pajiba

Vanessa Hudgens is giving you Pete Burns as a slutty goth crow and I’m into it – Drunken Stepfather

Billy Corgan is a father again, and no he didn’t adopt another cat. His girlfriend had another human baby – Celebitchy

Olivia Munn’s chichis are winking at you, or should I say, winking at whoever is standing next to her – Popoholic

Again: Needs. More. Crystal. – OMG Blog

Again: Needs. More. Talking. Pussy. – SOW

Rita Ora looks hot, and I’m only saying that because of her Ann Jillian wig and her “Carmen Sandiego going to the funeral of her married sugar daddy” ensemble – Hollywood Tuna

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