Night Crumbs
The teaser trailer for the Elton John biopic, Rocketman, starring Taron Egerton is out and well… Taron does he own singing and it’s a little auto-tuned high school kid doing karaoke, but I’ll let it slide for the simple fact that he displays droopy sparkly moose knuckle in that shit – Towleroad
TWINK LOVE ALERT: Delicate-looking twink cherub Timothee Chalamet might be getting with delicate-looking girl twink cherub Lily Rose-Depp – Lainey Gossip
I guess Ashley Darby of Real Housewives of Potomoc looked at the numbers and realized that her contract with Bravo is worth a lot less than what’s in her sugar daddy husband’s bank accounts – Reality Tea
There’s people out there who actually paid to see Night School instead of doing what I’m planning to do in the future, which is crunkenly watch it on the USA Network late one night after scrolling through channels – Pajiba
From the neck up, Julianne Hough is giving me “Penny from Showgirls as John Lennon” and that will go down as the only compliment I’ve ever given Julianne Hough – Drunken Stepfather
I see that Pimp Mama Kris is planting the seeds for a KimYe divorce spectacular – Celebitchy
Someone alert Selena’s estate and tell them that the lesser Selena stole her pants – Hollywood Tuna
What in Big Lots Ariana Grande HELL is Kristen Bell wearing? – Popoholic
Robert Downey Jr. does know that he’s worth a zillion dollars, right? So he can stop buying his hats at yard sales of people who have finally decided to get rid of their kids’ ugly clothes from the 80s – SOW
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