Afternoon Crumbs
The British greasy hipster angels are still creaming themselves, because their perfect union of Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse is still a thing. And if you’re like me and still can’t forget about True Blood (even the awful latter seasons), you probably thought to yourself, “SOOKEH? But I thought she was still with BEEEHL in real-life?!” – Lainey Gossip
If the murderous Carousel horse doesn’t get an Oscar nomination, then the Oscars aren’t good enough to exist – Pajiba
I haven’t seen Real Housewives of New Jersey for a while, but I watched a bit of the trailer for the new season and saw broken glass and Teresa Giudice’s hairline temporarily jump back an inch or two from her screaming. So yeah, everything’s the same since I left it – Reality Tea
Cher stuck the disco tip a little bit further by releasing yet another song from her ABBA covers album that still hasn’t come out – Towleroad
Courtney Stodden risked slipping and busting her implant all in the name of an elegant portrait – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Chenoweth should ditch her peroxide mane and bring back that glorious brown helmet from her high school days – SOW
Katie Holmes looks like she’s going to a 1920s murder mystery party – Celebitchy
Speaking of, FoxHol appeared together in grainy ass pictures that were probably taken with a moldy potato. And you know you’re hard-up like me when you’re straining your eye muscles to get a glimpse of a peen print on a blurry Jamie Foxx pic – Just Jared
Someone CITIZEN’S ARREST this reckless driver! – Hollywood Tuna
“Ugh, unlike HER, I said no pictures, please!” that dog, who is easily stealing the shot – Popoholic
Pic: Wenn.com